7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For drink too much

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My favorite type of water is the kind that turns into wine.

I don't drink anymore. I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

I told my friend he was drinking too much. He laughed, and then hiccupped. So, I guess he didn't hear me.

My doctor said I should watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

I don't have a drinking problem. I have a drinking opportunity.

Why did the whiskey file a police report? It got mugged!

I went to a party and met a guy who only drank fruit punch. I thought he was a berry responsible adult.

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