5 Jokes For Drink Too Much

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Updated on: Jun 22 2025

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Drunk Friend

The struggle to appear coherent and hilarious while intoxicated
I asked my drunk friend why he was holding a lampshade on his head. He said it was to 'brighten up the party.' Well, the only thing brightened up was the bouncer's interest in throwing us out.

Party Host

Managing the chaos of a party where everyone's had a bit too much
I thought I was a good host until I realized that offering 'bottomless mimosas' at a brunch party was a terrible idea. The term 'bottomless' should never be taken so literally, especially when it comes to champagne.

Bartender's Perspective

Balancing serving customers who've had too much to drink
I love when people ask for water between shots. It's like they're building a tiny, ineffective dam against the tsunami of regret heading their way.

Designated Driver

Navigating the chaos of drunk friends while staying sober
The only thing worse than drunk texting is being the one who has to read those texts and pretend they make sense. Emojis are not a substitute for coherent sentences, folks.

Hangover Survivor

Dealing with the consequences of drinking too much the night before
Hangovers are like that annoying friend who overstays their welcome. You wake up, and they're still there, whispering, 'Remember that extra shot you insisted on? Well, here's the consequence.'

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