6 Jokes For Drink Too Much

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Updated on: Jun 22 2025

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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

I don't always drink, but when I do, it's a glass of water. Stay hydrated, my friends.

What's a bartender's favorite exercise? The beer lift!

I don't have a drinking problem. Unless you count getting too thirsty.

I tried to stop drinking, but now I'm just a quitter.

I only drink on days that end in 'y.' Yesterday, today, and tomorrow!

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