7 Jokes For Dog Ate My Homework

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Updated on: Jun 05 2025

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My dog thinks he's a magician. Every time I have homework, poof! It's gone!
I told my dog to fetch my homework, but all he brought back was confetti. Apparently, it was a 'tearable' assignment!
I asked my dog to write my essay. He wrote, 'Woof, woof, woof.' I guess he's a minimalist writer!
What did the teacher say when the dog ate the student's report on canines? 'Looks like we've got a real 'dog-eat-dogma' situation here!
My dog ate my homework, so I told my teacher I needed an extension. She laughed and said, 'Nice try, but that excuse is getting a bit 'ruff!
My dog ate my homework, so I had to improvise. I turned in a chewed-up mess and wrote, 'It's a metaphor for the challenges of academic digestion.
My dog is great at grammar. He can fetch a dangling participle faster than I can!

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