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You ever notice how your dog only eats the homework that's due tomorrow? It's like they have a canine calendar and are determined to sabotage your academic success, one assignment at a time.
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I wish dogs were as interested in Shakespeare as they are in homework. Imagine explaining to your English teacher, "Sorry, my Labrador has a thing for tragic heroes. He thought Hamlet was a gourmet snack.
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I tried telling my professor that my dog was practicing eco-friendly habits by recycling my homework. He didn't buy it. Apparently, environmental consciousness doesn't extend to eating recycled knowledge.
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I think dogs should come with a disclaimer: "May consume your academic future." It's like having a furry, four-legged academic advisor, but instead of guidance, they just devour your chances of a good grade.
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I tried explaining to my parents that our dog was just trying to prepare me for the real world, where unexpected challenges can disrupt your plans. They didn't buy it. Maybe I should've let the dog eat that excuse too.
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Has anyone ever wondered if dogs have a secret society dedicated to eating homework? Like a canine conspiracy where they gather and rate assignments on taste? "Rover, this algebra homework is a solid 8 out of 10.
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My dog's taste in literature is impeccable. He doesn't touch the math homework; he goes straight for the English essays. I guess even dogs have a preference for creative writing over solving equations.
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You know your dog is a true scholar when he not only eats your homework but also leaves a detailed critique: "The introduction lacked flavor, and the conclusion was a bit dry. Overall, 2 out of 5 bones.
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You know, they say honesty is the best policy, but has anyone ever tried honesty with a teacher after the dog ate your homework? "Well, Mrs. Johnson, the dog found my essay on the importance of punctuality to be a bit chewy.
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