6+ Best One Liners Jokes For dog ate my homework

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What did the teacher say to the dog who ate the student's essay? 'Bad dog! You're not supposed to have a literary appetite!

What do you call a dog who can do multiplication? A mathemuttician!

My dog ate my homework, but I wasn't worried. I told my teacher, 'It's a high-fiber assignment – good for digestion!

What did the student say to the dog who ate their science project? 'Well, I guess he's into 'bark-ology' now!

My dog is great at algebra. He can really factor in the 'paw-sibilities' of every equation!

I asked my dog to do my homework, and he replied, 'Sure, but it'll cost you two belly rubs and a treat!' Smart negotiator!

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