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Why did the dog sit in on the math class? He wanted to improve his 'bark-counting' skills!
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Why did the dog sit at the computer? He wanted to keep an eye on the website's 'bark-end'!
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Why did the dog bring a pencil to the park? He wanted to draw some attention to himself!
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Why did the dog sit next to the computer? He wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
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Why did the dog join the debate team? He wanted to prove he had the best 'bark-gument'!
The Homework Whisperer
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I think my dog has psychic powers. He only eats the homework that's due the next day. It's like he knows which assignments are stressing me out the most and decides to lend a helping paw.
Homework or Chew-toy?
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I told my teacher, You won't believe it, but my dog actually ate my homework. She looked at me and said, Oh really? Is your dog majoring in literature or just going for the taste test?
Canine Study Group
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I caught my dog having a study session with the neighbor's dog. They were comparing the nutritional value of various textbooks. No wonder my homework disappears faster than my motivation on a Monday morning.
Homework Houdini
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My dog is like a magician; he can make my homework disappear in seconds. I'm just waiting for him to pull a diploma out of his fur and declare, Ta-da! I've graduated obedience school.
Canine Time Management
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My dog has mastered the art of time management. He eats my homework precisely when I need an extension. I'm starting to think he's secretly working as my personal assistant – a fur-tunate coincidence, I must say!
The Canine Conundrum
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You know, they say a dog ate my homework is the oldest excuse in the book. I tried using it once, and my teacher just looked at me and said, Well, it's a good thing your dog isn't majoring in algebra.
Furry Paper Shredder
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My dog doesn't eat just any homework; he's got standards. Last week, he turned up his nose at a math assignment but happily devoured my essay on the importance of squeaky toys in modern society.
School Supplies or Snack Time?
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I'm convinced my dog sees my homework as a gourmet meal. I found him in the living room once, paper shreds everywhere, and he just gave me this guilty look. I said, Buddy, this isn't a buffet!
Educated Taste Buds
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I asked my dog why he only eats my homework and not my bills. He looked at me like I was crazy and said, Well, your homework tastes better. Plus, it's free education!
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