7 Jokes For Death Threat

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Updated on: Jun 22 2025

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Why did the vampire get a death threat? Because it couldn't stop 'counting' its victims!
I got a death threat from my toaster. It said if I don't stop burning the toast, it will turn into a 'pop-up' emergency!
What did the graveyard say after receiving a death threat? 'Don't worry, we're already buried in problems!
Why did the death threat become a stand-up comedian? Because it always had a killer punchline!
I got a death threat from my refrigerator. It said if I don't stop eating, it will be my 'expiration' date!
I got a death threat from my mirror. It said, 'I can't reflect well with you around!
What did one tombstone say to the other? 'Stop making death threats, we're all dying to be together!

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