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I got a death threat from my umbrella. It said, 'You're pushing me to my breaking point!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road after receiving a death threat? To get to the body shop!
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What did the ghost say after receiving a death threat? 'Boo-hoo, I'm really scared now!
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Why did the skeleton send a death threat to the vampire? It wanted to suck the life out of the situation!
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I got a death threat from my garden. It said if I don't water the plants, it will 'leaf' me alone!
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I told my friend I got a death threat from my shoes. He said, 'Sounds like a sole assassin!
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Why did the zombie send a death threat to the ghost? It wanted to make sure they had a 'dead'ly serious conversation!
When Death Threats are Ghostwritten
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You know, my ghostwriter handed me a note that just said death threat. I was like, Thanks for the encouragement, but I'm looking for material, not motivation. Is this a comedy show or an episode of 'Survivor'?
When Your Ghostwriter is on the FBI Watchlist
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My ghostwriter needs a reality check. They handed me a note that said death threat. I was like, Are we writing comedy or a true crime podcast? I just wanted to entertain, not end up on a government watchlist.
When the Ghostwriter Gets too Method
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My ghostwriter is method writing. They handed me a note that said death threat. I asked, Is this a comedy routine or a Quentin Tarantino screenplay? I just hope my punchlines have a better survival rate than the characters in his movies.
Taking Comedy to the Grave
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So, my ghostwriter thought they'd spice up my routine with a death threat. I guess they figured if the jokes don't kill, maybe the audience will. I appreciate the dedication, but I prefer my comedy to be a bit less life-threatening.
When Your Ghostwriter Takes 'Dark Comedy' Too Seriously
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My ghostwriter is a real go-getter. I asked for something edgy, and they handed me a note that said death threat. I was like, Are we writing jokes or the plot for a Netflix crime series?
Ghostwriter, More Like Ghost Menace
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I hired a ghostwriter, and they slipped me a note that said death threat. I was like, Is this how you add suspense to a punchline, or are you just trying to land me a spot on 'America's Most Wanted'?
My Ghostwriter’s Dark Side
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So, I've got this ghostwriter, right? Gives me a note that just says death threat. I didn't know whether to be concerned or impressed. I mean, I asked for killer material, but this is taking it a bit too literally.
Ghostwriting for Dummies – Chapter 1: Intimidation
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I hired a ghostwriter, and their first lesson seemed to be titled Death Threats 101. I didn't sign up for the Tony Soprano comedy special! I just wanted a few laughs, not a mafia initiation.
Ghostwriting 101: The Art of Shock and Awe
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My ghostwriter believes in the element of surprise. I asked for something unexpected, and they handed me a note that said death threat. I guess they missed the memo that laughter is the best medicine, not heart palpitations.
The Ghostwriter's Guide to Standup: Start with a Bang
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My ghostwriter is a real overachiever. I said, Give me a killer opening, and they took it literally with a note that said death threat. I appreciate the commitment, but I was thinking more along the lines of applause, not impending doom.
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