6 Jokes For Death Threat

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Updated on: Jun 22 2025

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I received a death threat from my computer. It said if I don't stop clicking on suspicious links, it will 'byte' me!
Why did the scarecrow receive a death threat? Because it was outstanding in its field!
My phone gave me a death threat. It said if I don't stop dropping it, it's going to 'cell' my secrets!
I received a death threat from my calendar. Turns out it's just a reminder that my diet starts tomorrow!
I got a death threat from my WiFi. It said my connection is so slow, it might not make it to the next century!
What did the ghost say to the comedian? 'Your jokes are so bad, I'd rather face a thousand death threats!

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