7 Jokes For Death Note

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Updated on: Jul 19 2025

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I tried to write 'eternal happiness' in my Death Note. It autocorrected to 'eternal sandwiches.' Close enough!
Why do Shinigami make terrible chefs? They always overcook the soul food!
I tried to use a Death Note to remember where I left my keys. Now my keys are just ghosts.
Why did the Death Note go to therapy? It had too many issues with its past!
I told my friend I have a Death Note. He said, 'You should try writing your own destiny, it's cheaper.
Why did the Shinigami break up with their partner? They had too many deathly differences!
Why don't Shinigami ever get lost? They always follow deathly accurate directions!

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