7 Jokes For Death Note

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Updated on: Jul 19 2025

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Why did the Shinigami become a gardener? They have a knack for pruning life!
I told my girlfriend she's the apple of my eye. She handed me a Death Note and said, 'Write it down.
I asked a Shinigami for life advice. They said, 'Don't take it too seriously; you won't get out alive anyway!
I asked a Shinigami for a loan. They said, 'I'll give you the money, but you can't pay it back.
My friend asked if I wanted to play Death Note charades. I declined; I didn't want to act out dying scenes.
What's a Shinigami's favorite game? Hide and seek. They're really good at it!
I tried using a Death Note to lose weight. Now it just has the names of desserts.

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