7 Jokes For Dear John

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Updated on: May 14 2025

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John told me he's training to be a mime. I said, 'You've got to be kidding!
I asked John if he believes in love at first sight. He said, 'I'm more of a gravitational pull guy.
John tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time!
I asked John if he believes in ghosts. He said, 'Only the ghosts of past relationships haunting me!
I told John he should open a locksmith business. He said, 'I'm already great at opening up emotionally!
John told me he's starting a band for broken-hearted people. The name? 'The Sobbing Strings!
I suggested John try meditation for his stress. He said, 'I tried, but my mind keeps wandering back to my ex!

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