5 Jokes For Dear John

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Updated on: May 14 2025

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Dear John – The Tech-Challenged

John is stuck in the technological dark ages and struggles to adapt to the fast-paced digital world.
John tried using voice recognition to send a text. The message said, 'I love you, Siri.' His wife's name is not Siri. World War III almost started that day.

Dear John – The Forgetful Husband

John constantly forgets important dates and events, much to the frustration of his wife.
John's brain is like a faulty GPS. It recalculates every time he's supposed to remember something important.

Dear John – The Diet Disaster

John is on a perpetual diet, but his love for food always leads to hilarious cheat moments.
John tried a juice cleanse. After one sip, he said, 'I can feel the toxins leaving my body.' His body said, 'We're just making room for more pizza.'

Dear John – The DIY Disaster

John is convinced he's a handyman, but his attempts at DIY projects always end in chaos.
John proudly said, 'I can paint the walls!' Now their living room looks like a modern art installation – 'Chaos in Beige.'

Dear John – The Clueless Dad

John is an oblivious dad who struggles to understand his kids and their modern slang.
John asked his teenager, 'What's the deal with these emojis?' His son said, 'Dad, you're the real-life emoji – always confused.'

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