8 Jokes For Cremated

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Updated on: Jul 05 2025

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Why did the cremated person become a gardener? They had a talent for turning things into ashes and blooms!
My uncle always wanted a Viking funeral, but we had to cremate him. Now he's sailing through the afterlife in an urn-boat.
I'm not saying my wife is frugal, but she asked for a discount on my cremation because it's a 'one-time purchase.
I asked my friend if he wanted a traditional burial. He said, 'Nah, I'm just here for the ashes.
My grandma wanted to be cremated and turned into a firework. Now she's the real star of the family gatherings!
Why did the cremated person's ghost become a stand-up comedian? Because they had a killer sense of humor!
What do you call a cremation for astronauts? A spaced-out farewell!
My grandpa wanted to be cremated and turned into a snow globe. Now every Christmas, he's the life of the party!

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