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I overheard someone say they wanted to be cremated and turned into a diamond. I mean, talk about pressure! "Oh, you're just a cubic zirconia, Bob.
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Cremation is proof that even in death, we're still trying to multitask. "Turn me into ashes and scatter me on a beach – that's a vacation and a farewell in one!
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You know you're an adult when you start considering cremation as a cost-effective way to avoid the ever-increasing price of real estate.
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If I get cremated, I want my ashes to be scattered at a theme park. That way, my friends and family can visit and say, "Remember that time we rode the roller coaster with Uncle Larry?" Spoiler alert: Larry was a wild ride.
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Cremation is like the ultimate diet plan – you go from a solid to a gas in no time. Forget the gym; just sign up for the afterlife fitness program.
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I heard there's a trend where people turn their loved one's ashes into a vinyl record. Imagine your grandpa dropping beats from the urn – "DJ Dusty Bones in the mix!
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I always wondered if cremation is the universe's way of recycling. It's like, "Reduce, reuse, reincarnate.
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You know, cremation is like the final mic drop. "Thanks for the memories, folks, but I'm out. Literally.
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The cremation process is like the final destination for introverts. "Finally, a place where I don't have to small talk with strangers... unless they're also in the urn next to me.
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