5 Jokes For Cremated

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Updated on: Jul 05 2025

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I told my family to cremate me and put my ashes in the soil. I've always wanted to be a tree-hugger!
I told my wife I want my ashes scattered in a vineyard. She said, 'You always did have a taste for the finer wines.
What did the cremated person say about the afterlife? 'It's a real hot spot!
I asked the crematorium for a discount. They said, 'Ash-k me later.
What did the cremated detective say at the crime scene? 'This case is really heating up!

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