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I asked the crematorium if they had a frequent burner program. They said, 'Only for our hot customers.
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Why did the cremated person go to therapy? They needed to work through some 'burning' issues!
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I told my friend I wanted to be cremated and have my ashes spread in the ocean. He said, 'That's a bit urn-conventional.
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Why did the cremated cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
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Why did the cremated chicken attend school? It wanted to learn how to cross the road safely!
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Why did the cremated comedian's show get canceled? Because it was too 'burning' for TV!
Burn, Baby, Burn!
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Cremation is like the ultimate roast. It’s the one time you hope everyone's just pulling your leg, and you're not the one getting burnt!
Hot Property
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People say when you get cremated, your ashes can be spread anywhere. Great, now I'm not just property on Earth, I'm hot property everywhere!
Burnin' Love
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You know, getting cremated might be the best diet plan. One minute you're a full course meal; the next, you're a snack in an urn!
Toasty Memories
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You think people who opt for cremation have a higher chance of becoming a campfire ghost story? And if you listen closely, you can hear Aunt Mildred crackling in the wind!
The Fiery Farewell
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So, I heard someone say they got cremated. I mean, talk about going from being a hot topic at parties to just a hot topic!
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dusted
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My friend said he wanted to be cremated because he's always been afraid of being buried alive. Now, he’s just afraid of being burnt alive... in stages.
Smokin' Hot
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Cremation is like the ultimate spa treatment. It's the one time you're encouraged to relax, let go, and become a smokin' hot mess.
Lighter than Air
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You ever think about how someone's last words before getting cremated are probably, Man, I feel lighter already!
Going Out in Style
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People say cremation is more eco-friendly. Yeah, because nothing says renewable energy like turning grandma into a human marshmallow.
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