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Why did the contract apply for a job? It wanted a more binding profession.
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I signed a contract to be a comedian. Now, my life is just one big punchline.
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I tried to make a contract with a spider. It refused - said it couldn't handle the web design.
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now, I'm a lawyer - rolling in contracts.
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I asked my boss if I could work from home. He gave me a contract to work from the office instead.
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I tried to negotiate with a cat. It just stared at me, unimpressed. Guess it was a purr-contract.
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I thought about joining a band, but I didn't want to be tied down by a music contract.
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