5 Jokes For Contract

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Updated on: Feb 03 2025

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I tried to tell a construction joke, but I'm still working on that contract.
Why don't contracts ever play hide and seek? Because good terms always come to light.
I thought about starting a gardening business, but I didn't want to be held in a shrub-contract.
I told my computer I needed a break. It responded with a pop-up contract for overtime.
I asked my boss for a raise. He handed me a contract to water the office plants instead.

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