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The Gym Membership Agreement
The eternal struggle between wanting a fit body and loving pizza
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The gym and I have an understanding: I pay them, and they pretend not to notice when I spend more time on the treadmill scrolling through food delivery apps than actually running. It's a symbiotic relationship, really.
The Pet Ownership Agreement
Balancing the joy of having a pet with the responsibilities that come with it
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I recently got a dog, and now I have a contract with a living, breathing alarm clock that thinks 5 AM is the perfect time for a morning walk. Who needs sleep anyway? Certainly not me, according to my furry overlord.
The Freelancer's Dilemma
Balancing work and personal life
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Freelancing is like dating – you're never quite sure when the next gig is coming, and you're constantly trying to impress clients just like you do with potential partners. Except, clients don't care if you can cook or not, they just want their content cooked up.
The Smartphone User Agreement
Balancing the addiction to technology with the desire for a social life
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I read somewhere that we check our phones over a hundred times a day. It's not an addiction; it's just diligently reviewing the terms and conditions of our virtual existence. Spoiler: it's a pretty one-sided contract.
The Marriage Contract
Navigating the terms and conditions of married life
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In marriage, there's an unwritten contract that says you must share everything. I just didn't realize 'everything' included my side of the bed, the remote, and 90% of the closet space. It's like a merger where only one party gets the benefits.
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