6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For communion

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The communion bread and wine decided to start a band. Their first hit? 'Jammin' for the Soul.

I accidentally brought a baguette to the communion. Now they call me the 'bread sinner.

I tried to make a joke about communion, but it was too crumbly. Guess I kneaded more practice.

The communion service was so good, they said it was 'divinely delicious.

What do you call a funny priest leading a communion? A pun-deacon.

Why did the grape refuse to participate in the communion? It didn't want to wine about it later.

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