7 Jokes For Communion

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Updated on: Jul 30 2025

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What did the communion wine say to the bread? 'We make an unbeatable pair – toast to that!
I told the priest a joke during the communion, but he said it was too irreverent. I guess holy humor has its limits.
The communion service got a bit loud, so they called it 'holy cacophony.
I attended a communion for tech enthusiasts. They called it 'Wi-Fine Blessings.
I joined a communion for people who love gardening. It's called 'Holy Crop!
I considered joining a communion for procrastinators, but they always delay the service.
I asked the priest if he had a favorite communion wine. He said, 'I'm not a sommelier, but I do have a divine taste.

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