4 Jokes About Being Pregnant

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Updated on: Aug 17 2025

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Why did the pregnant woman become a detective? She wanted to solve the mystery of the missing sleep!

My pregnant sister thinks she's having a superhero. I told her, 'Well, you're definitely in for a super labor!

I asked my pregnant friend if she was having a boy or a girl. She said, 'I'm hoping for a dragon, but I'll settle for a human.

Why do pregnant women make great astronauts? They can handle zero gravity like pros – they've been dealing with morning sickness!

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