5 Jokes About Being Pregnant

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Updated on: Aug 17 2025

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The Doctor's Take

Maintaining professionalism while dealing with bizarre pregnancy questions
I've learned to smile and nod when expectant mothers ask, "Is it possible to have a pain-free childbirth?" I want to say, "Sure, if you find a stork willing to deliver a fully grown baby.

The Husband's Perspective

Balancing cravings and avoiding getting into trouble
Pregnancy cravings are a strange phenomenon. One day, it's pickles and ice cream; the next day, it's tacos and peanut butter. I've learned to keep the fridge stocked with everything except what she's currently craving. Saves me a lot of trips to the grocery store.

The Pregnant Woman's Body

Dealing with unexpected bodily changes
Pregnancy turns your body into a random sound generator. I'll be sitting there, and suddenly a noise comes out of me that I didn't even know I was capable of making. It's like my body is auditioning for a role in a horror movie.

The Overeager Grandparent

Balancing excitement and not being overly intrusive
I've been banned from suggesting baby names. Apparently, "Thor" and "Daenerys" weren't well-received. Who knew?

The Single Friend's Confusion

Navigating the world of baby showers and parenting advice
My friend told me she was having a gender reveal party. I thought it was a new reality show. I showed up with popcorn, ready to watch the big reveal on a giant screen. Turns out, it's just a cake with colored frosting. Disappointing.

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