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Why did the pregnant woman become a baker? She wanted to make a bun in the oven – literally!
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My pregnant neighbor started a gardening club. She said, 'I've got the best seeds in town – baby ones!
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Why did the pregnant woman bring a pencil to her doctor's appointment? She wanted to draw some conclusions!
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Why did the pregnant woman go to the art gallery? She wanted to see the ultrasound exhibits!
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Why did the pregnant woman bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the pregnant computer keep getting emotional? It couldn't handle the 'motherboard' pressure!
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Why did the pregnant woman bring a calendar to her doctor's appointment? She wanted to schedule her 'due date'!
Pregnancy Brain Power
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You know that saying about pregnancy brain? It's not forgetfulness; it's just your brain making space for more important things—like memorizing the entire baby product aisle at the store. Who needs car keys when you've got the specs for the latest stroller stored in your brain?
Human Mood Swings
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Pregnancy turns you into a real-life mood swing DJ. One minute, you're the life of the party, and the next, you're crying because someone ate the last pickle. It's like having a daily emotional playlist, and guess what? No skip button.
Countdown to Mom Jeans
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Being pregnant is like having a countdown to the inevitable switch to mom jeans. At first, you resist, thinking you'll be the cool mom with stylish clothes. But by the third trimester, you're just trying to find pants that fit, regardless of the fashion statement they make.
Pregnancy Perks
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The best part about being pregnant? People suddenly treat you like royalty. You get the best seats, the extra helping of dessert, and everyone opens doors for you. It's like having a nine-month VIP pass, and the best part is, you didn't even have to audition for the role of pregnant queen.
The Walking Belly
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Pregnancy turns you into a real-life horror movie. People act like you're the walking dead, except instead of craving brains, you just want pickles and ice cream at 3 am. Who needs zombies when you've got a pregnant woman raiding the fridge in the middle of the night?
Food GPS
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Pregnancy turns you into a human GPS for food. Suddenly, you can navigate to the nearest pizza place with your eyes closed, and your cravings have the precision of a military drone. Forget Google Maps; we need Pregnancy Cravings Maps for efficient snack runs.
Nine Months of Sobriety
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Being pregnant is the only time in your life when people expect you to stay sober for nine months. It's like a forced sobriety challenge, and instead of a trophy, you get a tiny human who will inevitably drive you to drink... eventually.
Kickboxer in the Womb
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I'm convinced babies are training to become world-class kickboxers before they're even born. It's like having a miniature Chuck Norris in your belly, practicing roundhouse kicks on your bladder. Mom, I'm just preparing you for the real world, they say.
Bun in the Oven
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You know, being pregnant is like having a live cooking show going on inside you. Except the chef is tiny, demanding, and has a 9-month timer that nobody can ignore. Bun in the oven takes on a whole new meaning when you're the oven, and someone cranks up the heat every time you try to sleep.
Womb Raider
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Pregnancy is a bit like being an archaeologist, but instead of digging up old civilizations, you're growing a new one. And just like any good archaeologist, you discover unexpected artifacts along the way, like weird cravings and the lost city of comfortable sleep.
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