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My pregnant wife says she's counting down the days until our baby arrives. I'm counting down the days until I can eat her share of pickles!
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I told my pregnant wife she should patent her baby bump. She said, 'I think it's already copyrighted – by nature!
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I asked my pregnant wife if she had a name picked out for the baby. She said, 'Yes, we're thinking of calling it a day!
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I told my wife she should embrace pregnancy because it's a labor of love. She said, 'More like a labor of discomfort!
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I told my pregnant wife she's glowing. She said, 'No, that's just the radiant heat from this little human furnace inside me!
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My pregnant wife asked me to feel the baby kicking. So, I gave her a remote control and said, 'Let me know when the action starts!
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I asked my pregnant friend if she had any cravings. She looked at me and said, 'Yes, for sleep and sanity!
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