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Why did Alexander open a bakery after conquering Persia? He wanted to make some sweet dough!
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Why did Alexander bring a ladder to the battlefield? He heard the best way to conquer was to climb the ranks!
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Why did Alexander always carry a map? He wanted to stay grounded, even when conquering the world!
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Why did Alexander bring a pencil to the battlefield? To draw his conquests!
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What's Alexander's favorite board game? World Conquest – he's undefeated!
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Why did Alexander the Great never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when your conquests are all over the map!
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What did Alexander say to his generals when they complained about the long march? 'Quit your marching, or I'll conquer your complaint department!
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