6 Jokes For Alexander

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Updated on: Aug 25 2024

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What's Alexander's favorite type of comedy? Stand-up, because sitting down is for conquered kingdoms!
What did Alexander say to his soldiers before crossing a river? 'Don't worry, we'll conquer that bridge when we get there!
Why did Alexander wear sandals? So he could feel the conquer under his feet!
Why did Alexander break up with his girlfriend? She said his conquering ambitions were just too much baggage!
Why did Alexander go to therapy? He had issues with his conqueror complex!
Why did Alexander become a gardener? He had a talent for making empires bloom!

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