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What's Alexander's favorite social media platform? Conquergram – where he posts pictures of all his victories!
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Why was Alexander a great dancer? He had killer moves – conquering every step of the dance floor!
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What's Alexander's favorite pizza topping? Extra olives – he loves a good Mediterranean conquest!
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What do you call Alexander when he tells a lie? Alexander the Not-So-Great!
Alexander, the Relationship Guru
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I asked my buddy Alexander for relationship advice. He said, Communication is key. Now I communicate my problems to my cat, Mr. Whiskers. At least he doesn't interrupt with relationship seminars.
Alexander the Great, Meet Alexander the Okay
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Why do parents name their kid Alexander and expect them to be great? I mean, my parents named me Joe, and I turned out to be just average. I didn't even conquer my fear of spiders, let alone nations.
Alexander, the Time Traveler
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My buddy Alexander claims he's a time traveler. He said he's been to the past and the future. I asked him, Did you bring back lottery numbers? He said, Nah, I was too busy conquering ancient civilizations. Priorities, Alexander, priorities.
The Alexander Workout
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My fitness trainer's name is Alexander. He said, To get in shape, you have to conquer your laziness. So now I'm on the couch, holding a remote like it's a sword, attempting to conquer the Netflix marathon.
The Mystery of Alexander's Confidence
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I envy people named Alexander; they have this built-in confidence. It's like they were born thinking, Yeah, I could lead armies and conquer lands. Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to conquer my fear of public speaking.
Alexander's Cookbook
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My friend Alexander tried to teach me how to cook. He handed me a recipe and said, Conquer the kitchen! I burned water. Apparently, the kitchen was not ready for my conquest.
The Alexander Conspiracy
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I suspect there's a secret society of Alexanders plotting world domination. Every time I meet one, they exchange a mysterious nod, like they're part of some elite club. Maybe I'm just paranoid, or maybe they're planning to rename the planet Alexland.
Alexander, the Unsolicited Advice Giver
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I have this friend, Alexander, who's always giving advice, whether you want it or not. He's like a walking self-help book. I told him I wanted to be more decisive, and now he won't let me order takeout without a 30-minute lecture on the importance of making choices.
The Alexander Dilemma
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You ever notice how everyone named Alexander thinks they're conquering the world? I met an Alexander the other day who tried to conquer the office coffee machine. Dude, it's a Keurig, not an empire!
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