7 Jokes For A Man Walked Into A Bar

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Updated on: May 16 2025

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A man walked into a bar and ordered a double entendre. The bartender gave it to him.
A guy walked into a bar and ordered a martini. The bartender asked, 'Shaken or stirred?' The guy replied, 'Does it look like I care? I'm just here for the olives.
A guy walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender asked, 'Do you want a twist?' The guy replied, 'Nah, just the usual spiral will do.
So, a man walked into a bar and said, 'I'll have an H2O.' His friend next to him said, 'I'll have an H2O too.' The bartender sighed as he handed them both water, thinking, 'Chemists, they never outgrow it.
A man walked into a bar and ordered a fruit punch. The bartender apologized and said, 'Sorry, we only serve apple juice here.
So, a man walked into a bar and asked the bartender if they had any Wi-Fi. The bartender replied, 'Sorry, sir, but we don't. Talk to each other like it's 1995.
A man walked into a bar with a dog and asked the bartender if he could get a drink for his friend. The bartender looked at the dog and said, 'Sure, what does he want?

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