6 Jokes For A Man Walked Into A Bar

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Updated on: May 16 2025

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So, a man walked into a bar and saw a horse playing the piano. He asked the bartender, 'Is that horse really playing the piano?' The bartender replied, 'Yeah, but he's a little hoarse.
So, a man walked into a bar and asked for a bottle of whiskey and a funnel. The bartender asked, 'What's the funnel for?' The man replied, 'For medicinal purposes, of course!
A man walked into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He said, 'I'll take a drink, and one for the road.
A guy walked into a bar and asked the bartender, 'Do you serve women here?' The bartender replied, 'Of course, sir. We serve everyone - beer, wine, and cocktails!
A man walked into a bar and saw a sign that said, 'Free drinks for the person who can make my horse laugh.' He walked up to the bartender and ordered a drink. The bartender pointed to the horse and said, 'Give it your best shot.
Why did the man bring a clock to the bar? He wanted to have a few drinks and kill some time!

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