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The Introvert
Trying to enjoy a quiet drink
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This guy complains about the music being too loud. I told him, "That's the sound of people trying not to hear your problems, pal.
The Drunk Regular
Trying to impress everyone despite inebriation
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This guy claims he's a genius after a few drinks. I asked, "If you're so smart, why did you just try to pay for your beer with a library card?
The Karaoke Enthusiast
Desperately trying to impress with questionable singing skills
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This guy insists on singing love songs even if he's alone. I asked, "Are you trying to serenade the beer taps or just scaring them into pouring faster?
The Bartender
Dealing with quirky customers
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This guy insists on telling me his life story while I'm busy serving drinks. I said, "Buddy, I'm a bartender, not your therapist. If you need advice, it's a shot of whiskey for you!
The Pickup Artist
Attempting to use cheesy pickup lines
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This guy insists on using food-related pickup lines. He said, "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'Fine' written all over you." I thought, "Well, at least he's acknowledging the fine for his terrible pick-up lines.
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