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A man walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asked, 'Why do you have a steering wheel down there?' The man replied, 'It's driving me nuts!
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A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender handed him an empty glass and said, 'This is the cleanest water you'll ever drink.
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A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for some invisible ink. The bartender said, 'Sorry, but I can't seem to find it.
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Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender, 'Do you have any helicopter-flavored potato chips?' The bartender replied, 'Sorry, we only have plain.
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Why did the man bring a pencil to the bar? In case he wanted to draw some attention!
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Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
Bar Hopping IQ Test
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A man walked into a bar, and the bartender says, We have a new policy here. To get a drink, you have to answer a trivia question. The man nods, ready for the challenge. The bartender asks, What's the capital of Thailand? The man confidently answers, T! The bartender stares, and the man says, What? You said it was a quick test!
Bar Wisdom
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So, a man walked into a bar. The bartender looks at him and asks, Why the long face? The man sighs and says, Well, I just realized that my idea of a balanced diet is a drink in each hand.
The Bar Whisperer
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So, a man walked into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, Hey, we have a strict 'No Pets' policy. The man replies, Oh, this isn't a pet. It's my emotional support goldfish. The bartender squints and says, Well, as long as it doesn't drink like the last emotional support parrot we had in here.
The Bar Time Machine
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So, a man walked into a bar. The bartender looks puzzled and says, Hey, you were just here yesterday! The man grins and replies, Yeah, but I heard this place has the best happy hour in town. Thought I'd time-travel my liver to Friday night.
Barbecue in the Bar
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A man walked into a bar, and the bartender says, Sorry, no outside food allowed. The man grins and says, Don't worry; it's not food. It's just a tiny grill. I like my drinks with a side of smoked atmosphere.
The Bar and the Chicken
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A man walked into a bar with a chicken on his shoulder. The bartender, confused, says, What's with the chicken? The man grins and replies, Oh, this is my therapy animal. Whenever I start talking about my problems, he interrupts with a loud 'cluck' and reminds me they're not that bad.
Bar Olympics
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So, a man walked into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, We're hosting a bar Olympics tonight. Are you in? The man, intrigued, asks, What's the first event? The bartender smirks, Trying to walk a straight line.
Barroom Diplomacy
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A man walked into a bar, and there were two guys arguing about politics. The man says, Hey, why don't you settle this the American way? Rock, paper, scissors... and whoever loses buys the next round. They both agreed, but then the guy on the right whispered, Just so you know, I'm really good at this political rock, paper, scissors.
Bar of the Future
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A man walked into a bar and noticed everyone was staring at their drinks. Curious, he asks the bartender, What's going on? The bartender replies, Oh, we just got the latest software update. Now our beers have more interesting social lives than we do.
Bar and the Genie
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A man walked into a bar, and the bartender handed him a dusty old lamp. The man asks, What's this? The bartender grins, Rub it and see. The man rubs the lamp, and a genie appears. The genie says, You have one wish. The man thinks for a moment and says, I wish for a bar tab that never ends. The bartender looks at the genie and mutters, I should've specified no loopholes.
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