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I saw a man walk into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot orders a cracker and complains about the nuts being too salty. Now, that's a bird with refined taste.
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A man walked into a bar, and there was a sign that said, "Free Wi-Fi." He ordered a beer and then spent the next hour trying to connect while pretending to read the menu.
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You ever notice how every great story begins with "A man walked into a bar"? I mean, either that bar is the gateway to adventure or the guy just really needed a drink.
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A man walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the suit?" The man replied, "It's my way of saying, 'I'm here for business, but I'm also ready to party.'
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A man walked into a bar and ordered a double entendre. The bartender gave it to him, and he enjoyed it in more ways than one. Cheers to linguistic ambiguity!
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I once saw a man walk into a bar and order a sandwich. The bartender said, "Sorry, we don't serve food here." The man replied, "That's okay; I brought my own." He pulled out a peanut butter and jelly sandwich from his pocket.
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Ever notice how a man walking into a bar is like a penguin waddling into a cocktail party? It's a bit awkward, and everyone wonders if he's in the right place.
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So, a man walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "What can I get you?" The man replied, "A stool without judgment, please.
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A man walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Why the long face?" Turns out he was just practicing his dad jokes in real life.
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