8 A Funeral Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 21 2024

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Why did the coffin break up with the funeral? It couldn't handle the commitment.
Why don't ghosts like funerals? Because they prefer to rest in peace!
Why did the scarecrow go to the funeral? He heard they needed someone to help rake up the grave.
Why was the skeleton not invited to the funeral? He had no body to go with.
Why don't we play hide and seek with dead people? Because good luck finding someone who's not seeking!
Why did the ghost go to the funeral? To say, 'Boo!' to the mourners!
Why do we put coffins six feet under? Because deep down, we're all decent people!
At the funeral, the eulogy was so moving. It took us a step closer to the exit.

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