5 A Funeral Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 21 2024

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The Overly Emotional Wreath Placer

Attempting to place a wreath or flowers without bursting into tears or causing a flower arrangement disaster.
I'm awful at wreath placement. I tried to fix one and ended up with a flower crown on the deceased. They would've appreciated my sense of style.

The Clueless Attender

Misunderstanding funeral customs and inadvertently causing awkward situations.
I tried to offer condolences with a high-five because I misheard 'mourning' as 'morning.' I’m not invited back to many funerals.

The Uncomfortable Eulogist

Nervously delivering a eulogy while dealing with an urge to recount embarrassing or funny moments.
I was this close to saying, 'May they rest in peace, especially after that one time they tried to parallel park.' Funerals are tough on my filter.

The Inappropriate Mourner

Trying to maintain a solemn atmosphere at a funeral while battling the urge to crack inappropriate jokes.
I swear, being the inappropriate mourner is tough. I tried to stifle a laugh when the priest said, 'Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,' and someone sneezed.

The Mourning Foodie

Balancing the grief with the temptation to critique the funeral buffet.
I whispered to my friend, 'The deceased would've loved this cake.' And then realized, maybe not the best compliment considering the circumstances.

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