7 A Funeral Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 21 2024

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I was thinking of delivering a eulogy at my own funeral, but then I realized it's a dead-end speech.
Funerals are quite expensive. They really take the 'urn' out of your pocket.
Funeral directors have a tough job. They're the last ones to let you down.
Funerals are a lot like a game of musical chairs: the music stops, and someone's left without a seat.
Funerals are tough. It's like the ultimate 'Goodbye, see you later' party.
I heard the last person who laughed at a funeral was buried alive in puns.
Why don't skeletons go to funerals? Because they don't have the guts!

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