7 A Dying Person Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 22 2024

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My dying GPS told me, 'Life's a journey, and I've reached my final destination.
I asked the dying person if he needed anything. He said, 'Just a last request: no more dad jokes.
My dying plant told me it was branching out. I said, 'You'll always be rooted in my memories.
I visited my dying plant in the hospital. It told me, 'Water you doing here? I'm rooting for you to leaf.
I met a dying baker. His last words were, 'I kneaded more time.
I visited the dying bookstore. It told me, 'I'm in the final chapter, but I'm bound to leave you with a good story.
I told my dying computer, 'You've been a great companion.' It replied, 'Thanks, but now I'm Windows-closed.

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