5 A Dying Person Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 22 2024

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I told my friend, 'I'm so good at predicting the future.' He said, 'Prove it.' So, I told him he was dying to hear a joke.
Why did the dying comedian cross the road? To get to the other side-splitting punchline!
I asked the dying light bulb if it was scared. It said, 'Nah, I've always been a little dim.
Why did the dying man bring a ladder to his funeral? He wanted to go to the next level.
Why did the dying musician compose one last song? He wanted to end on a high note.

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