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Paranormal Investigator
Trying to communicate with the spirits of the departed in a hospital.
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I asked a ghost if they ever miss being alive. They said, "Well, there's no Netflix in the afterlife, but we have front-row seats to some epic hospital soap operas.
Snarky Elevator Operator
Dealing with people who can't decide whether they're going up or down in the hospital.
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The elevator here is slower than my grandma on a Sunday stroll. I think it's trying to give patients one last chance to change their minds about going to the next floor.
Overworked Doctor
Juggling multiple patients and paperwork with a dying person in each room.
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I have so many patients, I'm considering opening a drive-thru clinic. "Welcome to McHealing, may I take your symptoms, please?
Hospital Janitor
Trying to keep the hospital clean while chaos ensues.
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I asked a nurse if I should use a wet or dry mop for a spill in the ICU. She said, "Depends on whether you want a slippery floor or a potential skating rink for the doctors.
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