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Why did the dying man go to therapy? He needed some terminal-ity in his life!
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Why did the dying cat become a detective? It wanted to solve the purr-fect mystery before crossing the rainbow bridge.
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Why did the dying smartphone break up with its charger? It needed space to die alone!
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Why did the dying cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
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My dying smartphone asked for a charger. I told it, 'You can't escape death, but you can delay the battery.
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Why did the dying vampire refuse to bite anyone? He wanted to avoid a bloody mess.
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Why did the dying chef refuse pain medication? He wanted to savor the moment.
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My dying GPS gave me its final directions: 'Turn left, then right, then take the stairway to heaven.
Last Wishes and Wi-Fi Passwords
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You know you're in trouble when even a dying person starts giving you their last wishes like it's some kind of password, and you're desperately trying to jot it down like, Wait, is that a lowercase 'peace' or an uppercase 'RestIn'?
Dying Person's Bucket List
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This dying person handed me their bucket list and said, Make sure you check off everything. Oh, and please don't forget to water my plants. I'm over here worrying about their life goals while they're concerned about their ficus.
Final Farewell Playlist
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Ever had a dying person ask you to create a playlist for their final moments? It's like, Do you want a classic like 'Stairway to Heaven' or something more modern like 'Highway to Hell'? Let me know; I'm the DJ for your demise!
The Ultimate Last Selfie
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Imagine a dying person asking you to take their last selfie. You're standing there, trying to find the right filter, while they're struggling to find the right final breath. It's like, Hold on, let me capture your eternal resting face first!
Deathbed Delivery Service
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You know times have changed when a dying person hands you an Amazon package and says, Can you make sure this gets to Heaven by tomorrow? Prime delivery, please! I didn't know St. Peter had an Amazon locker.
The Dying Philosopher
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I had a dying person philosophize about life, death, and the universe. It got deep. They said, Life is like a shopping cart with a wonky wheel – you're gonna bump into things, and the whole journey is a little shaky. I'm sitting there contemplating existence while they're contemplating their hospital bill.
Deathbed Reviews
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So, this dying person starts giving reviews for their life on their deathbed. It's like a weird Yelp review where they're like, Five stars for childhood, three stars for teenage angst, and oh, that one time in my 30s – definitely a one-star moment.
Life's Last Stand-up Routine
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This dying person turned their last moments into a stand-up routine. They're lying there, weak and feeble, delivering punchlines about their life like, I asked for eternal life, but all I got was this lousy death.
Dying in Style
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I heard of people wanting to go out in style, but this dying person took it to a whole new level. They asked for a red carpet, paparazzi, and a director yelling, Cut! That's a wrap! I mean, I thought they wanted peace, not an Oscar!
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