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Why did the doctor always carry a book? In case they needed to write a prescription for a good read!
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Why did the doctor carry a map? In case they needed to find the location of the patient's pain!
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Why did the doctor carry a ladder? In case they needed to check the high temperature!
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Why did the doctor always have a suitcase? In case they needed to pack their patients' worries away!
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Why did the doctor become a gardener? Because they wanted to help patients bloom and grow!
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Why did the doctor become a chef? Because they wanted to work on their bedside flambé!
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Why did the doctor carry a red marker? In case they needed to highlight the importance of good health!
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Why did the doctor carry a thermometer to art class? To measure the degrees of his patients!
Dr. Google's Side Effects
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I Googled the side effects of a medication I was prescribed. Turns out, it's possible I might turn into a unicorn. Now every time I take a pill, I cross my fingers and hope for a horn. A little magic never hurt anyone, right?
White Coat Panic
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Doctors always walk in wearing that white coat like they're about to reveal the secrets of the universe. I want to walk into a room like that. Just imagine me showing up to a party with a white coat, stethoscope, and a serious expression. Good evening, everyone. It's time for your annual humor checkup!
Nurse vs. Doctor Wisdom
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I asked the nurse if laughter is the best medicine. She said, No, it's penicillin. Well, I asked the doctor the same question, and he said, Laughter is the best medicine. Now I'm confused. Do I take a pill or attend a comedy show?
Emergency Room Dramas
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The emergency room is a strange place. People rush in with all sorts of injuries, and there I am, feeling embarrassed because I accidentally superglued my fingers together. The doctor looked at me and said, Well, this is a sticky situation.
Self-Diagnosis Regret
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I diagnosed myself using the internet, and let me tell you, that was a mistake. I went in to see the doctor, confident that I had some rare disease. He listened patiently and then said, Congratulations, you have a case of 'Internetitis.' It's a common affliction among self-diagnosers.
Waiting Room Olympics
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You ever notice how the waiting room at the doctor's office feels like the Olympics of awkwardness? You sit there, trying not to make eye contact with anyone. It's like a silent competition of who can avoid small talk the longest. I'm training for the gold in the Avoiding Strangers' Stories event.
Google MD
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I love how we all think we're doctors nowadays because we can Google our symptoms. I told my friend, I've been feeling a bit lightheaded, and he said, Oh, I know what it is. You're probably suffering from a rare condition called standing up too fast.
Doctor's Bill Mystery
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Why do doctor's bills feel like a mystery novel? You get the bill, and it's like, Chapter 1: The Mysterious Charge. By the time you reach the end, you're wondering if you accidentally funded a medical thriller movie. I just wanted a checkup, not a cinematic experience!
Doctor's Orders
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You know, I went to the doctor the other day. He told me I should watch what I eat. So now, every time I order a pizza, I make sure to watch the delivery guy all the way to my door. Doctor's orders, right?
Prescription Confusion
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The worst part about going to the doctor is trying to decipher their handwriting on the prescription. I feel like I'm participating in a secret code-breaking mission. Last time, I took my prescription to the pharmacist, and he looked at it like he was trying to read hieroglyphics. Is this for a cough or a curse, sir?
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