7 Jokes About A Doctor

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Updated on: Jun 03 2025

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I told my doctor I'm addicted to Twitter. He said, 'I'm sorry, I don't follow you.
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
I asked my doctor for a second opinion. He said, 'Okay, you're ugly too.
I told my doctor I broke my nose. He said, 'Well, it's not a great look, but I can fix it.
My doctor told me I should watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror!
I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places!
I told my doctor I have a ringing in my ears. He said, 'Don't answer it!

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