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I called 911 after my dog ate all my Scrabble tiles. They said I needed to wait for him to vowel.
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I called 911 and told them my garden was on fire. They asked, 'How does your garden grow?
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I dialed 911 and said, 'I think my neighbors are listening to great music!' The operator replied, 'That's not an emergency.' I said, 'It is when they won't let me in!
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I dialed 911 and told them I felt like a wigwam and then a teepee. The operator said, 'You're two tents.
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I called 911 when my smartphone went missing. The police said, 'How can we call it if it's called a smartphone?
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I called 911 and said, 'There's a thief in my kitchen eating all the raw pasta!' They said, 'How do you know he's a thief?' I replied, 'That's just plain pasta suspicious.
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I called 911 and told them I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. They asked me what happened. I said, 'I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
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I called 911 and told them my house was haunted. They asked if it was an emergency or a boo boo.
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