bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field and called 911!
0
0
Why did the scarecrow call 911? Because he was outstanding in his field!
0
0
Why did the tomato turn red and call 911? Because it saw the salad dressing!
0
0
911, what's your emergency? I called once because I thought I saw a UFO. The operator asked, 'Are you in danger?' I said, 'I don't know, man, but if aliens are coming, I need someone to witness me nailing this interpretive dance routine I've been practicing.'
0
0
911, what's your emergency? I once called because I couldn't decide what to wear for a date. The operator said, 'Sir, this line is for emergencies.' I responded, 'Trust me, if I show up in the wrong outfit, it's a disaster waiting to happen!'
0
0
911, what's your emergency? More like, '911, what's the deal with airline food?' I mean, if I'm gonna have a meltdown, it better be over something tastier than those tiny peanuts!
0
0
You ever notice how when you call 911, they're all serious? 'What's your emergency?' Well, last time I checked, accidentally liking my ex's photo from five years ago isn't exactly a national crisis, but my heart rate says otherwise!
0
0
911, what's your emergency? Well, I once called because I couldn't find my TV remote. The operator was like, 'Sir, this is for emergencies only.' I said, 'Exactly! How am I supposed to survive without my Netflix marathon? It's a crisis, trust me!'
0
0
So, I called 911 and they asked, 'What's your emergency?' I panicked and said, 'I just finished binge-watching my favorite show, and now I don't know what to do with my life.' The operator paused and then said, 'Sir, have you considered going outside?' I hung up. That's not the kind of support I need in a crisis!
0
0
911, what's your emergency? I called once because I saw a spider the size of a small car. They were like, 'Sir, that's not an emergency.' I beg to differ! Have you seen the legs on those things? I'm pretty sure it had a driver's license!
0
0
You ever notice how 911 is all serious business? I called once and said, 'I can't find my car keys.' The operator asked, 'Are you in immediate danger?' I replied, 'Only if I miss the season finale of my favorite show!'
0
0
So, I called 911, and they asked, 'What's your emergency?' I said, 'I'm out of ice cream.' The operator replied, 'Sir, that's not an emergency.' I argued, 'Oh, it is when I'm dealing with a Rocky Road to emotional breakdown!'
Post a Comment