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You ever notice when you call 911, they're all calm and collected, but if I call my mom and say, "911, what's your emergency?" she'd probably say, "Oh honey, I told you not to call me during my favorite soap opera! What's wrong now?
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You ever notice how when you call 911, they ask, "What's your emergency?" as if we're all just casually reporting traffic violations? "Yeah, Officer, I'd like to report a reckless driver on the highway, license plate XYZ-123. Oh, and by the way, I think my neighbor stole my Wi-Fi password.
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Isn't it weird how when you dial 911, they're all business, "What's your emergency?" I feel like they should mix it up a bit. "911, what's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Uh, I'm being robbed!" "Cool, cool, but seriously, I'm a mint chocolate chip kind of guy.
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So, I called 911 and got the classic, "What's your emergency?" I thought, wouldn't it be great if life had a 911 for all situations? Like, "I can't find matching socks, send help immediately!" or "Emergency, my pizza delivery is 5 minutes late, this is unacceptable!
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You know when you call 911, and they ask, "What's your emergency?" I always feel like I need to spice it up a bit. "Yeah, I accidentally used toothpaste instead of mayonnaise on my sandwich. I need culinary assistance immediately!
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So, I called 911 the other day, and they're all calm and professional like, "911, what's your emergency?" But seriously, who decided that's the best way to answer the phone? I mean, if I'm ever in a life-threatening situation, I want someone to pick up like, "Yo, what's the 411?!
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I called 911, and they're all serious, asking for the emergency. So, I told them my problem, and they said, "We'll send someone right away." I hang up and think, "Great, I just ordered a pizza from the emergency services. Hope they bring pepper spray as a topping.
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Called 911 recently, and they asked, "What's your emergency?" I thought about saying, "I ran out of snacks during my Netflix marathon." Can you imagine the emergency response team showing up with a bag of popcorn and some Twizzlers?
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I dialed 911, and they asked, "What's your emergency?" I panicked and said, "I can't find my phone!" There's a certain irony in reporting a lost phone to the very device you can't find. It's like asking a fish for directions to the ocean.
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