5 Jokes For 911 What's Your Emergency

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Updated on: Jul 28 2025

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What did the cell phone say when it called 911? 'I've lost all my contacts!

What do you call a bear that dials 911? A first responder!

What did the traffic light say to the car? 'Don't look, I'm changing!

What did one elevator say to the other in an emergency? 'I think I'm coming down with something!

What did the pen say to the paper in an emergency? 'I've got you covered!

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