15+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For your the type of guy

You're the type of guy who brings a telescope to a comedy show, claiming you're there to see the 'punchlines' from a distance.

You're the type of guy who brings a ladder to a bar, saying you heard the drinks are on the house.

You're the type of guy who brings a beach chair to a marathon, saying you're here for the long run.

You're the type of guy who asked the librarian if the book 'How to Solve Problems' has a solution at the end.

You're the type of guy who thinks a hashtag is a new breakfast item at the local diner.

You're the type of guy who thought 'Ctrl+Alt+Del' was a complex yoga move.

You're the type of guy who thought 'Netflix and chill' was a documentary series about winter weather.

You're the type of guy who thought 'Bluetooth' was a new dental hygiene technique.

You're the type of guy who brings a calculator to a restaurant, trying to figure out the square root of the bill.

You're the type of guy who brings a map to a virtual reality game.

You're the type of guy who brings a GPS to a yoga class, just in case you get lost in meditation.

You're the type of guy who thought 'Airplane Mode' was a new in-flight exercise program.

You're the type of guy who thinks a smartphone is a device for playing chess with intelligent dolphins.

You're the type of guy who asked Siri to tell you a joke and then said, 'I don't get it' to the punchline.

You're the type of guy who thinks a quarterback is a refund for a missed call.

15 Jokes For Your The Type Of Guy