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I've realized people have these wild assumptions based on stereotypes. I mean, the other day, someone told me, "You're the type of guy who organizes their sock drawer by color." And I'm like, "Whoa, who told you? But hey, at least I don't fold my socks into origami swans!" But the most surprising one was, "You're the type of guy who reads the ending of a book first." Yeah, guilty as charged! Gotta make sure it's worth the emotional investment, you know?
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I find it amusing how everyone tries to pin you down as a specific "type of guy." It's like, "You're the type of guy who prefers cats over dogs." Well, cats are mysterious, okay? But then, they throw you a curveball, "You're the type of guy who watches romantic comedies and cries at the end." Hey, who wouldn't shed a tear when love conquers all, even in a cheesy rom-com? But seriously, don't box me in, I'm a whole spectrum of "guy" here!
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You ever notice how everyone's quick to label you as a "type of guy"? It's like, "You're the type of guy who brings a book to a party." Well, excuse me for trying to engage in some intellectual banter amidst the chaos of beer pong! And then, someone says, "You're the type of guy who knows all the lyrics to '90s boy band songs." Yeah, that's right! Backstreet's back, alright!
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You know, people always start a sentence with "You're the type of guy..." And I'm like, "Oh no, here it comes, what type of guy am I?" Like, "You're the type of guy who never knows when to stop eating pizza!" I mean, yeah, guilty as charged! But then they hit you with something unexpected, like, "You're the type of guy who sings in the shower... and the neighbor’s dog howls along!" And I'm like, "Wait, how did you know about that private concert series?
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